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Guy Faints and Comes to on Slingshot Ride

If you think he’s freaking out now, wait until he finds out how much churros are.

This is terrifying…and I know from experience.  STORY TIME.

First time I rode a roller-coaster it was when I was really young and the ride was “Wild Izzy” at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, VA.  The ride was only open for 3 weeks before being closed and re-done after it was deemed “too dangerous”.  I rode alone in a car with my mom and uncle in the car behind me…as I was trying to be a brave little kid.  On the first drop, my lap bar came undone, and being a lanky 5 year old I was sliding around the bench seat I was in.  It was one of those coasters with quick snapping turns and short, fast drops…and my lapbar was not on — I WAS LITERALLY HOLDING MYSELF IN A ROLLER COASTER WITH NO SAFETY RESTRAINT.  

3 or so years later I tried roller coasters again after some bullying from my older brother.  I was so scared that I stopped breathing on the ascent….at the beginning of the first drop I passed out.  My brother shook me until I came to, which unfortunately was at the beginning of the second drop.  Waking up disoreinted in semi-freefall is one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me.

15 years later, I finally am over my crippling fear of heights and free-fall after many friends have forced me to go on big roller coasters and forcing myself to jump off of things higher than 30 feet.

Oh, you poor, unfortunate soul!

(Source: youtube.com)

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    my abs. they burn. please stop the burn.
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    Omg…fck that! I would never go on a ride like that!
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    Oh, you poor, unfortunate soul!
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    That’s in Old Town Kissimmee Florida!
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    Oh my gosh. Sooooooo funny.
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    This is terrifying…and I know from experience. STORY TIME. First time I rode a roller-coaster it was when I was really...
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